Well isn’t this special? 

A few friends of mine have had that “uh-oh” moment (typically in Vegas) when they realize the nice, sexy stranger they brought home for the evening is no longer in their hotel room and has run off with money, jewelry, electronics, etc.  Oops!

A few SMU football players one upped that scenario as they were taken by not just any sexy stranger, but by a lady of the night. 

From Yardbarker:

According to CBS Dallas/Fort Worth, three SMU football players reported to police in April that an escort hired by one of the players, linebacker Uchenna Nwabuike, had stolen more than $3,000 worth of laptops, televisions and video games from their off-campus house.

Nwabuike told authorities that he had “made a deal with the suspect to have sex with her for $50” but that “he did not pay the suspect for the acts that she performed,” after which he and his roommates left her in their house while they attended SMU’s end-of-year banquet on April 28.

Apparently these guys don’t read the morning paper or watch the news, otherwise they would’ve taken the hint from our very own Secret Service agents that it’s best to pay the kind woman what you promised her, or else you can expect a s*** storm.

Perhaps we can chalk this one up to youthful indiscretion?

One last note… multiple electronics including laptops, televisions AND video games,onlyworth a combined three grand?  Damn, these dudes are cheap!

Add this anecdote to the list of reasons why college athletes should get paid more money.

(here’s a link to the news story: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=7548847 )